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possom

I totally unzipped her pants and smelt possom.
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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Possimistic

A made-up word combining "positive" and "optimistic" invented by Big Brother Australia 2008 contestant Travis Gilyana
I'm very possimistic about winning Big Brother!
by the_one_ August 9, 2008
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possumitis

the act of acting like a possum, or having possum-like symptoms
oh my gosh, sprouting a nude tail is a symptom of possumitis.
by foshiqua August 7, 2006
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Postum

A small round glowing orb that is ejaculated out of a man's belly button when over bloated and sexually aroused simultaneously.

It can be controlled telepathically and is scolding to the touch.

It is often mistaken for a small food sex fairy, but is actually immensely dangerous.
I went over to Denises' house and ate over half the pizza, she began to take her clothes off, and my postum came out.

I haven't seen Jenelle in a few days, Jon must've shot his postum at her again.
by Hydrox Cheezels April 27, 2009
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possumated

the act of a single player contributing more than any other player to the winning of a football game

The MVP of a football game
A player named "Joe" possumated the game by having 2 interceptions and gaining possession of the ball after a fumble
by I.was.there November 10, 2011
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Awesome Possums

Person: Hannah and Sam are awesome!
Person #2: Hell ya! They're awesome possums!
by Ain'tnunyabusiness k April 22, 2013
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Posum

Posum. U think I spelt that wrong but at our school possum stands for P- piece O-of S-shit and then um. Um meaning they r annoying.
"She thinks she's better than everyone and she a bratty bitch."

"Ikr she is such a posum."
by Mamamama February 23, 2017
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