by Loveable Rogue May 26, 2016

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.
Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?
You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO
You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO
by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...
by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

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by Tacticaler November 29, 2022

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
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by banjobill December 20, 2008
