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prison clause

An unofficial rule that if your man is in jail or prison, you are allowed to have sex with other men. The man is usually not informed about this. The man the woman cheats with is called a sport coat, or sometimes Jody
guy:Hey girl, we can't do this! You're my cousins girl
Girl: prison clause!
Guy: well, okay then!

Invoked by Otto's wife on SOA so she could have sex with Bobby- Elvis
by carrielynn901 November 16, 2011
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poisonhole

A disparaging term used for an anal aperture that is intolerably stinky.
My dear, I do believe that your adorable little puppy may have poisonhole!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021
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Pop-Tart Poisoning

The invariable result if one consumes both of the toaster pastries contained in a standard-size Mylar pouch of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts in a short time period (i.e. "one sitting"). Note that this only applies to varieties that are coated with frosting and a healthy individual should be able to consume both pastries in one sitting if they are not of the frosted variety.

Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.

The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.
Dude 1: "Man, how can it be considered a single-serving if I feel like shit every time I make the mistake of eating an entire regular package of Skittles?" (2.17 ounce single-serving package)
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"
by Derp_McHerperson September 14, 2017
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prisoner of fun

That wild and crazy person who is trapped in an inescapable cycle of compulsive hilarity.
Gary had coined the phrase and would always be the progenitor of the prisoner of fun lifestyle.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2019
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prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole
Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.
by Tracey September 5, 2003
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Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.
by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009
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acute lead poisoning

This is slang referring to a gunshot wound.
Billy Bob suffered from acute lead poisoning after that fight at the state line last week.
by Duckbutt September 9, 2007
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