Breaking The Plane

The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.

Mailman: “On my route today, I plan on Breaking The Plane… I’m starving.”

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

The Hame Plane

An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.

Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"

by Burger14 March 11, 2019

Plane

That thing that did 9/11

Breaking news! A second plane has hit the south tower!

by IARESHOE February 7, 2024

tits on a plane

When you get frustrated with whatever you are doing.

I just got killed on Call of Duty, "Tits on a plane!"

by growingdollar December 7, 2011

Plane stuff

When a flight is delayed because there's something wrong with the plane

Is the flight delayed because of weather or plane stuff?

by Meaj September 18, 2017

second plane

A second piece of bad news which follows shortly after, and changes your understanding of, the first.

"Did you hear that Sarah's brother died?"
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."

by titijova November 18, 2023