(phone vibrates)
Wolf: “Oh, no. No, no, no.”
Judy: “Oh, no. What?”
Wolf: “There's a new post to Mom's blog. Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. And she's already three plane-aritas deep.”
Beef: “Do you feel that, children? The way the wind has stilled in the pines, and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? She is set upon us.”
Wolf: “Oh, no. No, no, no.”
Judy: “Oh, no. What?”
Wolf: “There's a new post to Mom's blog. Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. And she's already three plane-aritas deep.”
Beef: “Do you feel that, children? The way the wind has stilled in the pines, and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? She is set upon us.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2024
The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.
by MadebyRDG June 06, 2024
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by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022
Asexuals version of 'I ship it'
No sexual desire, all is platonic
derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.
No sexual desire, all is platonic
derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.
heterosexual person: I ship Lucifer and Detective Decker.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.
by xoxo, eXCLusive October 15, 2020
She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025