Pingtastic

ping·tas·tic (ping-tăs'tĭk) pronunciation also ping·tas·ti·cal (-tĭ-kəl)
adj.
1. Emotes very little.
2. Subject to occasional anger tantrums that result in the bashing of his/her marital partner.
3. The butt of everyone in the immediate vicinities jokes

n.

1. One who only possesses a 56k internet connection
2.One who lives in a dilapidated shanty town and receives 1 dollar a day.

Cut the crap Wei, we know you beat your wife you pingtastic piece of shit.

by Cadet Boi September 18, 2008

pimsta

A term generated in gerogetown, ontario.
used as a slang for marijuana.

'I need some pimsta, FOR the pimster.'

'yo nick, wanna skip 4rth lunch to do some pimsta? - of course'

by the pimsta April 8, 2007

pistacho

Incontinency

Better keep that pistacho under control at the dinner function, mate!

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Pisstation

Pissed to the Nth degree.

This job is getting on my last nerves. They got me full of pisstation.

by Oneseas0n March 10, 2009

pisstance

how far one can throw his/her piss.

Johnny throws some major pisstance when he takes a pee.

by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009

pingstain

Pingstain is a tenacious cummy blemish on ones’ garment. Usually caused by orgasmic ejaculation of the male’s reproductive fluids after he reads an erotic text message or email pinged over the internet. His sperm exits the penal orifice propelled on a trajectory to inconveniently attach to the surface of said garment with an initial globular voluminous appearance. Subsequent exposure to decay and evaporation reduces the gift to a watery slime that infiltrates the interstices of the finely woven fabric to dry into a pertinacious pingstain blemish.

1. “Hillary was dismayed by the blemish on Bill’s shirttail.”

2. “Monica panicked when she donned her dress and realized she had failed to launder it.”

3. “Republicans were jubilant over the disclosure of the pingstain.”

by Max Sexton April 15, 2010

Piñata Kata

n. a militant combat style that teaches efficiency in the use of piñata tactics.

His Piñata Kata skills were impressive as he took down the paper-mâché vampire.

by Q23 October 24, 2010