piko

In Hawaiian, 'piko' means belly button.

My opu get one puka in dea called the piko.

by mauiboy65 October 6, 2008

piktar

Internet-speak for "picture". Usually used by those who are perfectly capable of interacting with intelligent speech over the internet, but occasionally use net-speak sarcastically (see lawl, roffle) to mock the people who are not capable of communicating intelligently online. This type of net-speak is frequently used with SARCAPS.

Person 1: "I posted a piktar up on the forums."
Person 2: "O RLY? I'll go check it out in a little bit."
Person 1: "YA RLY. I KNO U WNAT 2 C MY HAWT PIKTAR LAWL!!!11!1one"
Person 2: "HAY R U HAWT IN RL?!??!?! Hehehe."

by notwearingawire May 23, 2006

John Pike

A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.

“Hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”

“Dude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”

by DRTYONE November 22, 2011

piker

From the word pikey, refers to a person belonging to that group. Pikey/Piker is an Irish gypsy, english trailer trash, and just generally a person not to be trusted, who's past times include stealing, sinnning, gambling and living in caravans. They tend to have a gravitational vortex that attratcts dogs, horses, scrap and junk, and of course, things they have stolen.

Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch).
Pikeys are well-known for their skills of negotiation in business.
It's probably why they talk like that...so you can't follow what's being said. (source: Film: Snatch)

"It's a campsite. A pikey campsite."
"What are we doing here?"
"We're buying a caravan."
"Off a pack of fucking pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy...Oh, you bastard.I fucking hate pikers."

by Kate is my goddamn name December 6, 2006

pikebeater

Asleeveless undershirt with abnormally large armholes worn by members of the Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE) fraternity. The larger the holes, the larger the douchebag. Official uniform of PIKE.

PIKEs are required to wear pikebeaters even in the dead of winter.

by mojomunkeez April 13, 2010

Pikachu

Epic yellow object made from Chuck Norris's guts and Charlie Sheen's blood. A living Tesla Coil. If his lightning was projected in real life, it would be around a hundred million volts, and a few hundred amps. AKA Deadly but awesome. Pikachu hates going into Pokeballs, and controls children's minds through it's total epicness. A male pikachu has a pointy tail, and a female has a heart. Pikachu is the god of adorable, fluffy things and is an apprentice for the god of high voltage, Nikola Tesla. Pikachu might cause seizures when zapping missiles though. Other than that, a tame one is extremely cuddly. Pikachu lost a lot of weight from the first season to now. That doesn't mean he's any less adorable and cute!

Today's kids will never know why Pikachu is always out of its pokeball... Pikachu, Plusle, Minun, Pachirisu, and Emolga are all related, according to Bulbapedia. Also, you can tell by looking at them. They all have circles on their faces, and they are all tiny, and they are all cute as fuck.

Joke: What is an electric Pokemon's capacitance measured in?

PIKA-FARADS!!!
*Pika, pico meaning 10^-12, geddit?*

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011

Pikajew

A Japanese Jew

very rare but very cool

Omg that Japanese guy just went into a synagog!! he is a pikajew!

by Courtie Loo December 9, 2008