piktar 

Internet-speak for "picture". Usually used by those who are perfectly capable of interacting with intelligent speech over the internet, but occasionally use net-speak sarcastically (see lawl, roffle) to mock the people who are not capable of communicating intelligently online. This type of net-speak is frequently used with SARCAPS.

Person 1: "I posted a piktar up on the forums."
Person 2: "O RLY? I'll go check it out in a little bit."
Person 1: "YA RLY. I KNO U WNAT 2 C MY HAWT PIKTAR LAWL!!!11!1one"
Person 2: "HAY R U HAWT IN RL?!??!?! Hehehe."

piktar by notwearingawire May 23, 2006

pikar

One who loves food; tea, bacon,french fries, chips, steak, chicken, subs, chocolate, cake, cookies, candy, pies, hamburgers, pork chops, shrimp, fish, lobster, snake, alligator, italian, chinese, mexican, if a pikar can chew it, he will eat it.

I think I could eat three steaks right now; I know just call me a Pikar!

pikar by Emeril T. Food October 10, 2006

pikar

Meat eating prehistoric creature

"Oh man, did you see that guy run through that buffet!!" He looked just like a Pikar!

pikar by Richard Yellstrom October 3, 2006

pikar

Describes a underachieving, flossing, pretending to be successful guy or gal. Also describes someone who can not measure up in their chosen field. More often used on wall street and now being used on main street USA.

You bought a Benz to keep up with the boys and it was repossesed in six months, you're a pikar. Ben Affleck utilized the term in 'Boiler Room' for guys in the boardroom that could not cut it.

pikar by Joe Chappelle November 30, 2005

pikar

Part of the lower intestine. Related to a gastrointestinal disorder caused by excessive daily consumption of iced tea.

"Did you hear about Biff? I heard that all that iced tea blew out his pikar."

pikar by Abdullah Jones October 6, 2006

pikar

Rusty nonworking hinge, located on a bathroom stall door. In dire need of disrepair. May cause the door to swing outward.

"Dude, stay away from stall #2. I just saw some old guy chasing after the stall door, with his pants around his ankles, so it must have a bad pikar on it!!!!"

pikar by Roberto Juanito Hernandez de Martinez October 6, 2006

pikar

Loud Mouth; opens mouth before thinking; liar; rattle jaw

"Shut your pie hole, you are starting to sound like a Pikar"

pikar by John J Smith October 6, 2006