glass pipe fallacy

An argument so incoherent that it could only be proposed by someone on crack

I don't know what that guy was on, buy his arguments for being a theist were a complete glass pipe fallacy

by WetMooseKnuckle May 21, 2017

Lead pipe deal

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force

"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."

by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017

Clam Pipe

A particularly deep-bowled pipe (appearing as if to be a clam shell) usually associated with weed. It is a term of distinction amongst cheeba enthusiasts to compliment one’s piece.

Yo hit me with that clam pipe my dude I’m tryna send it for laser Floyd.

by Saint_Taint September 4, 2019

Baby pipe muncher

A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.

1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

gospel pipe

christian way of saying dick

my gospel pipe is 6 inches long

by halleloops November 12, 2020

Naked Pipe

A pipe that does not have a closing.

Naked pipes are one of the things in a hot garbage level.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Mexican Oil Pipe

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye

I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.

by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021