Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb
by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017
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Or I love everything about him and his Pedro is a huge bonus!
Or I love everything about him and his Pedro is a huge bonus!
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Get the adro pedro mug.Ada the ugliest bitch you'll ever meet .If u date him he'll like u for awhile but then turn around not after about a month . He has ugly buck teeth and mental eyes . If u brake up with a Pedro just read this and forget that bitch.
Pedro:hey u wanna go out?
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......
by The bad Bitch October 30, 2017
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A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.
A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.
by Aco4n October 16, 2025
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