split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 10, 2018

Easy as Peas

To emphasise how easy something is to do

Fitting an oversized cheque into a VW Scirocco is as easy as peas... even Barney could manage it

by Marcelo Bielsa April 20, 2022

Sweet Pea

Sweet Pea is a Southside serpent from the show Riverdale

Sweet Pea is hot

by 3us dislans June 18, 2021

Princess Pea

Used in a derogatory slang way:

A woman who spends too much money on perfume & glamour gloss!

You are just a princess pea today, I can smell you from a mile away!

by Reallybadgenius June 17, 2022

pea zest

When a person is quite zesty in the inside but soft with a shell on the outside.

That man is real pea zest

by sophiamadison March 29, 2023

Pea Head

A mf who is down bad and is looking/sounding like a dumbass

Boy you a pea head for that

by The Real Christian E. June 18, 2022

Sweetest Pea

Nickname for The perfect girlfriend. Smart, funny, beautiful.

Career in something wholesome, squally with small children.

Sexy, brown hair, brown eyes.

“Sweetest Pea! Congratulations on your Early Education Certification! I’m so proud of you, I love you so much!”

The song “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison is a classic, He must have been in love with a Sweetest Pea

by .jtom August 7, 2019