Absentis Pater

A rare species of people, who are most likely to be a dream or a jellybean stan.

jellybean stan: its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE

narrator: and that right there is a Absentis Pater

by iBrae Pro June 16, 2022

josh paterson

a midget with aids

josh paterson is a midget with aids

by jamesr21 October 17, 2022

Raj Aaryaman Patra

An oversized soddy mouthed guy who poops the size of mugs.
A person who has unlimited lust for girls twice younger his age and spends his time gobbling food other than farting and fondling his own balls.

Amit:Do you ever dream of getting your meat beat by her?
Sanchit:Oh,silly!Don't be a Raj Aaryaman Patra

by Roguebless October 3, 2018

ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.

Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!

by BramT April 11, 2021

Tunney's Pasture

Tunney's Pasture is the current West terminus for OC Transpo's O-Train Line 1. Many bus routes terminate here, which is annoying, because you will be waiting for your bus meanwhile all the parking spots are full of them.

This station used to be part of the Transitway network

You may find some disturbing characters in this area, ranging from fare evaders to crackheads.

Person 1: "Does this train go to Moodie yet?"
Person 2: "Nope! They're gonna be working on that extension for a thousand more years! Currently, the line only runs from Blair to Tunney's Pasture"

by worldfamousdish August 28, 2025