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presa

chick, bitch, ho, girlfriend, hyna, rooka

word to describe a female (spanish)
" mira, aquella es mi siguiente presa"

"look thats my next presa"
by .:chuco313:. March 31, 2008
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Christmas Present

1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
by Zix Esposito December 9, 2008
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Pres

A young teenager , sophmore, who cant get up in the soccer field over a freshman :'( poor pres.. it must suck brah. !
I was by the soccer field and i saw pres, and there was yelling from the girl because he couldnt get up!
by Soccergoalie1011 May 1, 2011
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Christmas Present

1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.

2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.

3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.

4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.

2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.

3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.

4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
by masternoob 720 October 7, 2009
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Presbyterian Ladies College

These are girls that are up them selves and there nicknames are prostitutes last chance and there are many more! some maybe pretty but most of them are sluts and bitch about everyone even there closest friends. There just a waste of your time and are stuck up snobs and their daddy's just pay for everything and flash their money in everyones faces.

The best schools to go to are St Mary's, St Hildas and every other girls school :)
Presbyterian Ladies College = basically a prostitutes last chance
by lalalalallalallaalovveeeeeee August 30, 2010
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Peress

Press (whether it's good or bad) that Perez HIlton gets from other members of the media!
Perez Hilton gets lofs of peress from the media talking about other celebrity's!
by Scott Boardman July 28, 2007
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presanitarium

an establishment where care, medical or otherwise, is taken of those who are likely to develop a disease or malaise so that they can be prevented from catching that disease or malaise. Such a health establishment is usually situated in an area having fresh air and a salubrious environment.
I am feeling out of sorts now. I may develop some kind of illness. I would rather visit a presanitarium.
by uttam maharjan June 14, 2010
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