when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).
That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008
Get the pumpkin sexmug. The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.
1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
by Snakeshit May 22, 2008
Get the dirty-pumpkinmug. by Willis Puffington December 19, 2006
Get the pumpkin wandmug. Yoo when the power was out last week dis girl was tryin to jack my lantern so I slipped her a roofie and gave her a creamy pumpkin.
by juicedizzle November 8, 2011
Get the Creamy Pumpkinmug. An invention by a fictional character known as "Yellow Face" engineered for "the best Jack-o-lantern experience"
by AnonymousP134$3 December 21, 2020
Get the Pumpkin 2.0mug. by thatonekidonscratch October 26, 2020
Get the hungry pumpkinmug. Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
Get the easter pumpkinmug.