by Bartender poet June 10, 2024

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.
I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.
by lionel is a stupid fuckingname August 28, 2023

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
