Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button
Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.
by Bartender poet June 10, 2024
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Puerto rican shitshow

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.
I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.
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puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday
by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021
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Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.
"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."
by FooSieben July 29, 2019
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Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.
Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.
by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024
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In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
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