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man pound

Hold out your hand. Gaze upon it. Then make a fist. Not for punching, cheering, nor jeering; rather, for pounding man.
Limply hold your clenched first towards a friend, passerby, or anyone within reach and proudly proclaim your desire to 'man pound'.
With the blessing of Odin your request will be fulfilled as the person (or animal) you've saddled with such a loft request follows in your stead and, gingerly or not, touches their fist to yours.

Man pound. It is done.
"Uh, hey... do you like wings... on Wednesdays? Yes? Man pound!"
*brandish your clenched hand and ashen knuckles*
by HUEHUEHUEHUE1 August 22, 2018
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wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.
Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018
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round as a pound

colloquial saying establishing the round shape of an object in comparison to the shape of the British pound coin.
That orange is as round as a pound.
by 4321definitions March 28, 2017
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Pounds from

"Pounds from" is something like
when you have to do something and
you don't care much about the feelings of the other people.
"Pounds from my brothers, cause I need to leave." means "Sorry for my brothers, but I have to leave (now and I don't care of what you're saying!)."
by Hard Buddy July 2, 2005
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pound of ass

Having a large amount of ass
Damn ma, you got a pound of ass back there
by Trouble beauty April 8, 2017
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Petey Pounds

A fat kid, who usually is one of the popular kids.
The Ladies love him, and he's always drunk for some reason. He loves to show his belly and make fun of people. And on occasion he smacks a bitch. He worships fat comics and rappers like Chris Farley and Biggie...that sums it up.
Yo Petey Pounds Just Beat Down Another Girl

Did you hear Petey Pounds rapping?

Petey's Poundin em' Down
by Jesus` June 12, 2008
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grower's pound

A Californian term used to describe a pound of weed. normally comes with 7-8 extra grams for personal use for the buyer.
"I bought a grower's pound last weekend, you ready to smoke?"
by ButtPowder July 24, 2016
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