Party Pooper

Better known as a Carmin. When some one rains on your parade.

Dude: Man alive, that parade was awesome!

Carmin the Raincloud: Ha ha ha, I am going to rain on you and Poop on your Parade!

Dude: Jeeze, Carmin the Raincloud. You sure are a Party Pooper.

by The Trailmaster April 9, 2010

peppermint pooper

A nice shaved cleanly wiped top of the line cornhole

After i got done lickin christinas peppermint pooper i took a hearty shit on her forehead then proceeded to rub my balls all over it

by randall pink floyd August 30, 2008

popo pooper

An elderly Chinese woman's posterior.

Popo means granny in Chinse.

Pooper means butt.

Dude, you like THAT chick. She's got a freakin' POPO POOPER.

by Kinamand June 20, 2011

Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014