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poo muffin

(noun)
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.
1) "Mmmm, what's that smell?" "Oh I'm just baking some poo muffins"

2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.

3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.

4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.
by LaceyP November 16, 2006
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Poo-choo train

Lyrics:

Mr. Hanky: "Poo-choo trian's layin' down its tracks, with a POO! CHOO! all the way and back!"

Eric Cartman: "Poo-poo train is my favorite thing! Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!"

Mr. Hanky: "Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."
"Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."
by Phillip Evans December 23, 2004
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Poo Tung Clunch

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.
Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009
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Poo Crew

A well known graffiti crew from Peterborough, England who are infamous for writing 'Poo Crew' on public property. They are often assosiated with 'The Turd Team' but this is a common misconseption. You will find their handy work in places such as 'Subway' and public phone boxes.
Guy One: What's that say?
Guy Two: Poo Crew I think...
Guy One: Oh yeah, they're bad ass.
by YoullLearnWhenYoureOlder July 10, 2010
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Poo be continued

Having a bowel movement that reaches completion, yet the mover knows that there is more to come, but not right at that moment.
"I clenched up when Ian knocked on the door. I guess the only option is to have another cup of coffee and walk around a little bit. This is poo be continued...
by roonetoon December 25, 2010
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Poo War

The two contestants put their bum holes together, preferably in the scissors position for maximum contact, and the warriors poo at the same time. The aim of a poo war is to force your poo out, whilst pushing against the other contestant’s poo, so it ends up inside the other’s anus. It is similar to a tug of war, but with pushing instead of pulling, and poo instead of rope. If you are challenged to a poo war and decline, you must allow the challenger to kick you in the bollocks/vagina.
Man 1: Oi, want a poo war fam?
Man 2: No, that’s disgusting you vile creature
2 minutes later
Man 2: Owwww!!! My vagina!!!!
by Yanshish Lambshish May 20, 2011
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poo baboons

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest
by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018
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