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Pokemon Go Players 

Guys or girls that walk around town while nearly getting themselves killed because they wanna CATCH THEM ALL!!!!
Look at them Pokemon Go players, oh wait, they all just walked over that cliff

pokemon cards 

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.
Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
pokemon cards by mega millions March 14, 2007

Pokemon Purist 

(n.) A shot of alcohol containing equal parts of Blue Curacao, hot sauce and Bicardi 151, which must be followed by the drinker's yell, "It's super effective!"
Pokemon Purists all 'round!

It's super effective!
Pokemon Purist by TheLoudestFan December 30, 2009

Pokemon Hentai 

Hentai involving Pokemon. Considered sick, especially when it involves Pikachu and female chicks.
ILLLLLLLL....that's sick...Pokemon Hentai? Dude, Misty's getting it from Pikachu...that's so wrong!
Pokemon Hentai by World Domination February 24, 2005

Pokemon Ownage 

The art of completely destroying your oppenent during an intense battle of 6 on 6 supremacy and stomping their ass in the dirt.
Dude, seriously. I dished out some serious Pokemon Ownage
Pokemon Ownage by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007

Pokemon Eyes 

Impossibly large eyes that will appear during the event whereby a girl or guy see's a particularly large 'pocket monster' and is unwilling to proceed any further.
Lovely Lady: Heya smexy
Pokemon Master: Would you like to see my pocket monster?
(Whips out the pokemon)
Lovely Lady: That goes where???
Pokemon Master: Your pokemon eyes are beautiful
Pokemon Eyes by Lshmbdo April 3, 2010