paton

Cool small welsh person - with a fiery celtic temper

That Paton is really scary!

by Paton79 December 16, 2004

Patoto

a male penis.

i got a big patoto

by Victor Corado April 26, 2009

paton

Son of Vladimir Putin, president of Russia, and an ex-Gladiator.
The Reincarnation of Rasputin.
He is also a farmer.

You are a farmer Paton.
You are as much of a farmer as Paton.

by Weelly February 10, 2004

patoot

Watered-down word for butt.

He shoved money up the birds patoot.

by RanmaSaotome May 12, 2006

platonic friends

Someone you meet on not4dating.com

friends without benefits - platonic friends

by Steve to the izzo March 24, 2009

platonic

The Friendzone

i love you... platonicaly

by McAleerSays August 28, 2014

Platonic Friend

A nice way for a woman to say he is a dick in a glass jar waiting to be busted open at any ginen moment...

Mandy dates Charlie and clams Bob to be her platonic friend, however if Charlie steps out of lines one more time Mandy will bust open her dick in a glass jar!

by andamay August 7, 2006