Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

Philadelphia Helicopter

When you pull out and cum on your partners back then proceed to dry the cum by helicoptering your weenie to cause a big gust of air. After that the dried jizz may be enjoyed as a midnight snack.

Brooo i gave that girl from the club the Philadelphia Helicopter yesterday.

by D'Glester Hardunkin Chud III January 18, 2025

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Philadelphia faucet

You come in someone’s mouth you jump on their stomach, so it blows out their nose

Yo I’m gonna give you a Philadelphia faucet

by Philadelphia master February 23, 2025

Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.

I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025

Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024