Philadelphia Flyers

A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.

by Hockeytown19 November 25, 2022

Philadelphia Drift

When the body of a car is slightly set sideways

“dad do you see that car it has terrible philadelphia drift”

by cmc24 February 18, 2024

Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023

Philadelphia Eagle

When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.

Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?

Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!

by GilesGiantAnus July 21, 2021

Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

philadelphia field toss

When you and the squad pass around a group of females

Bro, last night we hit that Philadelphia field toss and Meghan!

by Jordansucksdick December 8, 2018