Pefflin'

A combination of the words piffle (meaning utter nonsense) and trifling (meaning to be sneaky, shady, snoopy and out of pocket.) Usually this term refers to a person, place, or thing that is creating utter nonsense by merely existing or rather, the nonsense is completely out of pocket. See also: opprobrious.

When Vanessa asked what "what exactly do you even do all day?" she was extremely pefflin' to her coworkers.

by LadySnaffu September 30, 2021

Pedals Up

The start of a bicycle ride (not a race), in reference either to the time, or the act, of beginning the ride

"We meet in the park at 6, pedals up at 6:15, tacos by 7:30."

"Okay pack, pedals up!"

by FontOfBadAdvice February 28, 2023

Penaldo

Once upon a time a ghost was seen roaming the lands of Lithuania, Faroe Island, Luxembourg, Ireland and more low ranked teams and countries. The ghost's name was Penaldo, aka Tapinaldo, aka Benchnaldo. This ghost was special. He is known for only scoring penalties. The population of the countries mentioned above claimed to see Penaldo the Ghost stealing pens, short for penalties. He lives by penalties and only penalties. It's like a drug to him. He lives under the GOAT's shadow, Leonel Messi. When Penaldo's fans saw Messi win the world cup, they said: >>PENALTY FOR ARGENTINA.<< But little did they know Penaldo and his finished Portugal lost to Morocco and took the airport home. Thus the the famous sentence Airport for Portugal came from.
To summarize, Penaldo is finished.

The son: Father, there's a ghost in my wardrobe!
The father: Don't worry, my son, It's only Penaldo. Lucky you don't have pens in your room. It's his drug.

The artist said, >>I have penaldo this race!<<
Meaning, I have finished this race.

by los patrones May 17, 2023

Penaldo

A fraud.

Oh, he's never scored in a World Cup KO game? Must be a Penaldo

by Trsx487 June 8, 2023

Pedaling Prick

A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.

Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!

by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023

penalty footcase

Noun - a padded cover in which a person's shoe covers the toes.

He was suspended for wearing the penalty footcase as a member of the Guardada

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

brake pedal happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just hit the brake every three second as moving forward in the traffic jam or on crowded highway, instead of just rolling a bit slower. Similar to trigger happy with guns. In addition to being dangerous for others (and harmful to the actual car) particularly spectacular at night, when your eyes burn out by the constant flashing.

- Dude, what is wrong with that guy ahead of us?
- He is one brake pedal happy cocksucker.
- Take over first chance we got.

by thehardone_hu March 10, 2014