Pedro

A horny ass muthafucka who’s lesbian and multiple times a day, whilst on FaceTime. Also he likes to spend four dollars on “rings” that didn’t work. Also he has lung cancer from smoking paper.

U know un pendejo by the name of Pedro??
Oh yeah, ain’t he that kid that likes to rage playing cod and is horny all the time.

by MiLoDe March 30, 2020

Pedro

A stupid hacker

Pedro Pena

by 334455646 December 29, 2017

Pedro

an actual fucking phscopath i dont know how to spell pshycopath

pedro : YUeriukajmtDFweuk
q1`ME: what the fuck

by dfsatuh9bw4UOTJ December 15, 2021

Pedro

A retarded Mexican who thinks he is black and likes little boys

Pedro is saying the n-word again

by Jarrenis schmecky December 11, 2019

Pedro

A friendly guy in a van who offers treats such as candy.

"Hey kid, you want some candy?"
"Oh yes, thank you generous mister. You're such a kind Pedro!"

by click to edit September 01, 2020

Pedro

The shortest kid ever that has never gotten a girl

EWWWWWWWW PEDRO

by Deez NUTZ HAAH GOTEEM September 24, 2019

Pedro

Pedro is someone who when you first meet is the worst person ever to you. Then somewhere down the road Pedro becomes someone you can't live without. He is someone who 50/50 smart and dumb. But truly he's someone who will stay by your side. He also brings out the best in you.

You know you and Pedro bring out the best in each other.

by TayTay47 March 23, 2023