Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.
When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...
When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...
by TedJeffries February 1, 2018
Get the withering onionmug. An “Onion Hoe” is a female that you’ve known for some time and have grown to learn and expect their slutty tendencies and behaviours. But just when you think you can predict her next actions, layers upon layers shed and the hoe stereotype inside becomes more and more defined.
by atlan200 July 27, 2018
Get the onion hoemug. by De_Beeron January 8, 2018
Get the Pandem Onionmug. An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.
Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016
Get the Onion Pollmug. by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016
Get the Magic onionmug. In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."
"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007
Get the Onion materialmug. Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.
That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.
by Tom Crate January 4, 2012
Get the onion jugglermug.