A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023
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I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
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