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Nymphotic Cancer

A condition where you just can't get enough hot sex.
We've had sex three times today and he still wants more. I think Derek has nymphotic cancer.
by Thenumber6six July 18, 2013
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Nymphodwarfism

A midget who also loves to fuck, similar to how a starving hyena would eat a wounded gazelle.
Bridget Powers has an extreme case of nymphodwarfism.
by Bin Gas October 14, 2013
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Nymphopizziac

An individual who eats more than their fair share of pizza.
A person who eats all of their pizza and then half of yours.
You are such a nymphopizziac, you need help. Now put down the slice.
by Bad Karma 989 January 2, 2015
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nymphnoho

Considered the rarest of all female human creatures, a "numphnoho" is the physical embodiment of a bad bitch, the physical appetite of a nympho, and the loyalty of a dog while being able to give you space between boning marathons. Nymphnohos are considered to be one of the most prized companions known to man.
When your girl is wearing crotchless panties to do dishes, cook, and do laundry and then sends you texts of it labeled "need you in this when I see you" and she don't ever give you any reason to worry about other dudes, she's acting like a "nymphnoho"
by SaintDiggity March 18, 2015
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Nympho Repellent

BO, Body Odor so bad it would repel a very horny woman
Dude! You need to take a bath. Your Nympho Repellent could wake the dead. You smell like a gym locker
by Tommy Gunz October 6, 2015
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Nympho-Symphony

The rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.
Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?
by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017
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Nympho-Symphony

The combination of grunts, moans,

and the rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.
Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?
by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017
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