Norwegian rain dance

The act of dancing in the rain naked. It’s like skinny dipping in land.
“Saw them baddies out there in the storm my shrigga, they was doin the Norwegian rain dance!”
by The ass blaster99 August 02, 2021
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Norwegian Backflip

Right before ejaculation, you grab her, flip her body backwards till she is facing downwards and cum in her ass
Me: “Me and your mom did a Norwegian Backflip last night dude.”
A great way to express that you don’t want to see her face
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The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!
"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"
by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010
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Norwegian Cake

When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.
Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!
by Peteyg2012 January 10, 2012
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Norwegian Resort

a place where drunk people go to get hotel rooms
kid: omg did you see norwegian on the front page of roblox
mom: yes, me and your father go to Norwegian Resort to get away from the rat ashlifa and mooni
by pussylover1124 September 17, 2018
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Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.
She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.
by Facepant March 24, 2024
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Norwegian Dance

A sacred dance that has the potential to create storms and etc.
My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state
by TheWon(one) May 04, 2017
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