norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
by GuyInAHat December 15, 2017
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Norwegian Car Crash

when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.
Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"

Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"

Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"

Person 2: "Wanna join in!"

Person 1: "Ok!"
by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011
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norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america
"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."
by The Bendu October 06, 2017
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norwegian hangover

When one has a day filled with back-to-back meetings and bureaucracy, leaving you with no time to get your work done and absolutely exhausted
Hey Tom, can we pair on this code exploration?

Sorry man, my Wednesday's looking like one big Norwegian hangover.
Did you make that term up?
Maybe almost certainly.
by Ok tastes like mango January 12, 2022
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Norwegian ice cap

Where you get a ice cube and insert it into the head of your penis before ejaculation. Then you must cum it out into a mouth of a person who is speaking getman
Dude in I was at the strip pub and I met this chick named Ana so I gave her a Norwegian ice cap cold nazi dick cum snocone german pain insert
by opinhurty194 February 02, 2016
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norwegian truffle

When you shove your own testicles into your rectum. Variations include insertion of foods along with the testicles, such as pasta and hummus.
Achmed is acting up. Take this hummus and Give him a good Norwegian Truffle
by US CIA December 09, 2014
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norwegian gas mask

When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower
by Coclsucker420 April 03, 2017
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