An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.
Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
Get the Nob Niff mug.A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!
Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
Get the nob gollip mug.Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.
by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023
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1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
Get the Nob jockey mug.Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.
by ladysbirds April 13, 2021
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