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Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
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nob gollip

A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!

Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
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Flog nob

a flog nob ( also flognob , flog knob , flogknob ) is a wander. A puller of cock.
Damn man , Larry Emdur on Channel 9 Australia is such a disliked flog nob.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020
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Nob Squab

A twattish older brother who always takes the piss out of you because you've got a slight moustache.
Brother: "Oh my god, you've got a moustache!! hahahaha"

You: "Nob Squab"
by yes, tom, it's me February 18, 2009
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NOB

nob stands for nut on back originating from carter and max .Max nobbed all over carter s back, meaning he whipped out his johnson started gooning to addison rae and instabusted all on him for funsies.
DUDE!Carter did u just get nobbed on? WHAT A BEAST!!!
by nobberetner May 14, 2025
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slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on
Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good
by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016
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Lil nob

Not pro or noob
by Little noob lol hahaha June 3, 2022
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