Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty

I nutted so hard after that cold nob

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

Nob Goblin

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.

Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

nob grunge

A grunger that appears to have an oversized penis on their forehead, generally gets arse raped by several men of its evening.

Jack Branch

by Stezza September 15, 2003

Lil nob

Not pro or noob

He’s a lil nob hahahahah

by Little noob lol hahaha June 3, 2022

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."

Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!

by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023

nob scoffer

Nob scoffer

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.

Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.

She/he's a proper nob scoffer that one. Never known anyone to suck that many dicks in such a short time!

by mod69 May 3, 2008

neon-nob

a penis wearin a bright coloured condom

"omg the guy last night he had a neon-nob"

by it is usss November 16, 2009