no man monday

Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.

“What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.

by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019

Nolan Spangler

Normally white cracker dickhead who’s talent is finding Puerto Rican girls (aka immigrants) getting very offended over his tiny penis

Don’t ever be a Nolan Spangler

by Nyjiel miller April 17, 2019

nomadian

Someone who is a die-hard supporter of the Connah's Quay Nomads football team.

John is an absolute nomadian

by Ulla Britta August 11, 2019

Nolan

Really funny, and passionate people. If you meet a Nolan, you should love him. He usually is a ladies man, but looks for one girl.

Girl 1: I love you Nolan!
Girl 2: I love you more!

by ItsXerolYT December 3, 2019

Nolan Middle School

Nolan Middle school is located in Florida and is the worst school in the entire planet. It's filled with fake fake wannabes that have no idea how to be nice. Not to mention the myakkans

person 1: "Ugh Lakewood Ranch High School sucks"
person 2: "Atleast it's not Nolan Middle School"
person 1: true

by some random weirdo January 28, 2020

Nolan

Nolan is a god

The god of being epic

he is in the god group with mary,wissal,tina,izzy and isabella

GOD NOLAN IS A GOD

by Wissals bestie February 3, 2021

Nolan

Boon goon

That guy Nolan is a f*cking boon goon

by anonymous November 4, 2021