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gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen
The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad
by Brown fish April 19, 2017
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Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.
Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers
by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018
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Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023
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clit stain

When a female is wet and sits on a surface and it leaves a stain
Falicia left a clit stain on Michael's upper lip
by Cumstain McGee September 5, 2016
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Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight
After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain
by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013
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Chic Stain

When the disco track is so good that it causes you to jizz in your pants
"He shot his load when the disco music started to play. That was one helluva Chic Stain"
by Wandster May 9, 2019
mugGet the Chic Stainmug.

vertical stain

The frontal secretions left on a woman's pair of panties. A womans genital moistness on her panties. When the vagina releases it's juices onto a pair of panties and leaves a stain, a vertical stain.
My panties will have a vertical stain by the end of the day. I saw her vertical stain on her panties. He got me so wet, my panties now have a vertical stain on them.
by mannygman October 26, 2010
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