Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

Stretch

When a person takes a nap or has a overly long morning wake up routine to focus on the day ahead.

"I'm just having a stretch"

by Youngmadhatter November 9, 2025

Stretch

A fee of 30$ or more

I’ll pay you a stretch for those shoes

by Metre December 27, 2018

Stretched Abbreviation

A term or phrase created by expanding an abbreviation beyond its typical shortened form, often for the purpose of creating a more playful, casual, or approachable tone.

Why say "details" when the Stretched Abbreviation "deets" is more efficient?

by nexzed August 6, 2024

Mr. Stretch

Noun, a word that describes an individual who has the uncanny ability to not give a flying fuck

Yo my nitgiga over here is Mr. Stretch

by Pnkjamys August 31, 2025

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020