Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

diet hentai

Vaguely sexualised anime

Person 1 'I was watching some anime recently.'

Person 2 'I didn't realise you watched diet hentai'

by real definitions69 August 21, 2016

Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

Sex Diet

When you take a break from sex because you're a straight up whore

"I've been fucking a ton of guys lately, I think I'm going to go on a sex diet"

by _nerd July 25, 2016

Jaxson Diet

Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.

Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.

Man, my friend is on a Jaxson Diet, he only eats dino nuggies!

by Mercury - Avarice June 25, 2022

Wilcannia diet

Having both chocolate milk and a fizzy drink (usually Coke) with your meal (which is usually a burger or meat pie with chips).

All the Wilcannia locals that walked into the servo order chocolate milk and coke with their meals, the typical Wilcannia diet.

Steve died of a heart attack at 52, he had been on the wilcannia diet his whole adult life.

by Rian Gigs February 6, 2023