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cookie cunt

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh
by big cunt josh March 12, 2019
mugGet the cookie cuntmug.

Hero Cookie

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.
You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!
by A. McNamara July 9, 2007
mugGet the Hero Cookiemug.

Cookie Beast

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.
Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.
by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016
mugGet the Cookie Beastmug.

cookie broom

A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.
At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.
by Mrdusso March 12, 2017
mugGet the cookie broommug.

cookie day

Every 18th of the month everybody would bring and eat different varieties of cookies. This what created by two best-friends who made it spread throuought their entire school.
Guys it cookie day!
Ready to eat some cookies!
by partypartyparty🎉🎉🎉 November 24, 2019
mugGet the cookie daymug.

ghost cookies

a quote that the god, Alex Turner, said in a interview in probably 2013
Alex: “I said can I get seven ghost cookies
by Natalia Bermudez April 30, 2022
mugGet the ghost cookiesmug.

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
mugGet the Getting Cookiedmug.

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