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kumquat nightmare

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'
by iseesounds February 27, 2021
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Nightmare Napalm

A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.
The interrogation of the deranged serial killer was NIGHTMARE NAPALM!
by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023
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Fantastic movie but incredibly overmarketed particularly to fake wannabe goths who have most likely never even seen the movie in the first place. They just like the imagery surrounding it. If they had actually seen the movie they would know that despite the gothic overtone it's actually a really sweet feel-good film.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrrr NiGhTmArE bEfOrE cHrIsTmAs Is My LiFe. LoOk At My TeE sHiRt.
Real fan: Oh yeah looks good I love Jack Skellington.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrr WhO iS tHaT
Real fan: You wear a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt but you don't even know the character on your shirt?!
Idiot goth kid: .....
Real fan: That's Jack Skellington you idiot he's the main character in the movie!
Idiot goth kid: Hurrrrr durrrr LeAvE mE aLoNe YoU'rE sO mEaN.
by a frustrated sports fan September 25, 2023
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Living the nightmare

Instead of saying living the dream, you can say/use the expression/phrase/saying, "living the nightmare" when your life is chaotic and hectic.
How are you?
Oh you know.. Just living the nightmare!

Living the nightmare is my new normal.
by LingDanc803 August 30, 2023
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Nimi Nightmare

A 10-centimeter (3.9 inches) tall nurse with tapir ears that also owns a large pipe. She is a baku, a creature that is said to eat nightmares and look like a tapir. She has a tapir mascot that is sometimes confused to be a small elephant passing gas.
Nimi Nightmare is the cutest tapir ever!
by CilantroKing January 26, 2025
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Nightmare

Dude: I just saw the baddest bitch!
Guy: It must’ve been Nightmare🧐
by Tinkerdinckle March 11, 2022
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Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth
Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
by preeves_ July 8, 2022
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