NerdJerk

verb: The act of giving a handie by a popular chick to a nerd. Usually this occurs when the popular girl has the hots for a nerd and wants to keep it on the down low.

Did you hear that Stacy nerdjerked the chess club captain today?

by onearmcarl October 12, 2017

Needle cock

Male genitalia that is long and thin, much like a needle. Can also be compared to a USB cable.

David’s shlong is super long, but it’s so thin I thought I’d break it. Safe to say that needle cocks are not my thing.

by Foxy Dad January 25, 2018

needle dick bug fucker

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex

Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker

by Chamber6 May 28, 2020

nerblestars

A group of friends usually boys that play basketball and are usually sexy

Damn I wish I dated those Nerblestars

by Hyrilicop January 12, 2021

needle tits

A term used for a woman... Or perhaps a man who have rather pointy titties. (They're SHARP). AKA cone titties.

"Omg that bitch on PH had some seriously sharp needle tits."

by BigSwole3366 January 31, 2021

needle-dick's parabola

The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.

Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.

by UN~MUDO~POCO March 1, 2021

Needless

I person that seems like a chill guy but really has a small cock and is a dumbass

sup needless youre a fucking cunt

by OneFestiveBoi April 5, 2021