Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
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