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disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
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*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
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It's the TRUE name of the most high/Creator of all things/King of all kings. Somnini Nanini(King of Heaven) -- Somnina Nanini(King of Earth). Sonini means god in zulu. SONINI NANINI is mis-translated to "That I AM That I AM". NINI also means love. The name is used all throughout africa pronounced.
--Som, So(Is a praise) Nini, Kini, Mini-- (Means the same thing)
1) an all knowing, all loving being who once killed everyone except his children of yisakele(akobi's aka jacobs new name after he was defeated but mistranslated to Israel by pagan gods) because disobeyed his commandments as ningonkulu's(REAL african name of gods that umisindisi told the children when he came down--psalms 82:6--)
2) an all knowing, all loving king who removed his heavenly protection from his children when they broke the laws of heaven/love which gave the Devil/Satan/Beast/Marines/Sea beasts/Satan's children/Reptiles and children the access to attack to rule over children of the most high(somnini Nanini) because the sea-beast's been dying thirsty wanting to rule over the children for a long time but they had the Sonini's protection.
4) The King who will destroy the worlds n earths that has been ruled by Satan after his short season is done so Sonini can bring Heaven down to Earth(Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done) n create the New Heavens and Earth where there will be NO sea, NO gender, And be Strongly governed by One king uMisindisi under a different name.
--Som, So(Is a praise) Nini, Kini, Mini-- (Means the same thing)
1) an all knowing, all loving being who once killed everyone except his children of yisakele(akobi's aka jacobs new name after he was defeated but mistranslated to Israel by pagan gods) because disobeyed his commandments as ningonkulu's(REAL african name of gods that umisindisi told the children when he came down--psalms 82:6--)
2) an all knowing, all loving king who removed his heavenly protection from his children when they broke the laws of heaven/love which gave the Devil/Satan/Beast/Marines/Sea beasts/Satan's children/Reptiles and children the access to attack to rule over children of the most high(somnini Nanini) because the sea-beast's been dying thirsty wanting to rule over the children for a long time but they had the Sonini's protection.
4) The King who will destroy the worlds n earths that has been ruled by Satan after his short season is done so Sonini can bring Heaven down to Earth(Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done) n create the New Heavens and Earth where there will be NO sea, NO gender, And be Strongly governed by One king uMisindisi under a different name.
In the beginning Somnini Nanini created the heaven and the earth.
And Somnini/Somnina Nanini said, Let us make people(mistranslated to man to throw people off) in our image, after our likeness: and let them have rulership over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
And Somnini/Somnina Nanini said, Let us make people(mistranslated to man to throw people off) in our image, after our likeness: and let them have rulership over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
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Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
by JimTheNickel July 3, 2009
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2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
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If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
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I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
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