Mysterious

Is it though? Is it “mysterious?” It is it just fat cock? My money is on fat cock.

Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

mysterious male

Reuben

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'

by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015

Mystery spot

When you leave unknown juices on someone else's couch, and nobody knows what the substance is.

Man, I mystery spotted last year and people STILL be makin' fun of me!

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

mysterious

ovia

you are not mysterious

by olivia_longbottom May 1, 2023

Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.

Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!

by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 June 30, 2023

mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.

Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart

by broomstick handle March 16, 2022

Mysterious circumstances

Murder/murdered.

My wife died due to mysterious circumstances.

by Ninjajonny_6 February 11, 2023