cat muncher

The word cat muncher refers to someone that eats poor defenseless kittens. Or a noob with a bad temper.

First definition:
omgz0r a cat muncher is trying to get my catz!

Second definition:
person 1 :Do that again and you will be banned from the server!!!!
person 2: zomg dont be such a cat muncher

by Unknown8945646223 February 13, 2008

toastface muncher

A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.

I know this guy who's a rite toastface muncher

by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011

grundle muncher

one he enjoys to nibble/munch the grundle

see: grundle

That kid is whack! What a grundle muncher.

by Quail Man September 24, 2003

Garlic Muncher

A derogatory, and somewhat amusing, term for the French

French PM Jacques Chirac is nothin but a snail chewing, GARLIC MUNCHING, beret wearing surrender monkey!

by Austin Powers' Fajah July 18, 2005

sandal muncher

A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like

Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."

Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"

by aum108 April 26, 2010

carpet muncher

Munching on some pusssay.

Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.

by slapabeezy May 7, 2007

Carpet Muncher

The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.

Paul: Dude I ate her out and, she hadnt shaved!


Bobby: Aww, carpet muncher.

by imabfresh January 7, 2009