melting pearls on my tummy

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

by tibu March 9, 2012

Multiple personality disorder

A mental disorder that is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder. This disorder is caused by trauma. Someone with this disorder will have at least 2 separate personalities that take control of the body at different times.

She was diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder, which is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder.

by Thelabrinth May 12, 2015

multisxn

Multisxn are the best editors

multisxn- means about for talented people,agile people,encouraging people,beautiful people and so many good things

by Nishpura June 13, 2021

Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

by Starxy June 14, 2015

Asfandyar Mufti

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.

Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!

by jtodawan November 14, 2011

multiartist

a person with an above average & super creative mind. One who obtains the natural, creative abilities to excel in the creative fields of the arts. i.e, music, photography, painter, baker, clothing designer, graffiti artist, pastry chef

The guy who designed the illuminating skateboard park, complete with an adjoining pizza parlor for his homemade pizza and a stage for the band he's in, is some sort of multiartist.

by DudeCanBake October 2, 2012

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach

n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda

Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.

You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.

by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007