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morning musume

The absolutely best JPOP group that has ever existed! Totally cute jgirls that you will splooge your pants watching thier goofy onscreen antics.
I love Morning Musume!
by Takaaki April 8, 2003
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saturday morning cartoon

Cartoons that ran during Saturday mornings. A stem of nostalgia for many, there are few of these Saturday morning cartoons remaining since the late 2000s.
Garfield and Friends is an example of a Saturday morning cartoon in the 1980s-1990s.
by udusers1 July 17, 2010
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morning deuce

Defecation immediately upon waking.

If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.
"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."

"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."
by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005
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Saturday Morning 80's

That magical time when you were a child during the 80's knowing you did not have to go to school or have nothing to worry about besides playing with your nintendo and watching teenage mutant ninja turtles in your childhood bedroom.
Don't sweat it jim, it's saturday morning 80's. Enjoy it while it last.
by HeartShapedboy January 8, 2009
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Good Mythical Morning

A family-friendly web show that launches Monday through Friday on YouTube. The show is hosted by two middle-aged men; Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal.

When the show premiered in January 2012, it was a low-budget show with a relatively small fandom and a one-man-crew (not counting the two men themselves). The episodes were roughly outlined, and nothing was scripted. In the episodes they would have conversations between them about a subject they found interesting. They tended to tell funny, personal stories as well.

As seasons passed, the fandom grew, the crew grew, the budget grew, and the overall quality grew.

Now, the episodes are strictly outlined and somewhat scripted, the personal stories are getting extremely rare. They cover a wide spectrum of episode types. You will normally see experiments, original challenges, taste tests, interesting facts/things and various funny segments.

It is unavoidable to notice that GMM (short for Good Mythical Morning) is getting more and more de-personalized. At the same time as the format brings many new views and subscribers to their channel, many of the long-term fans are unhappy to see this change, they miss the personal stories and the natural, relaxed interaction between the two life-long friends.

The GIF below is from an old episode of GMM. Link (the blackhaired) has another haircut to this day.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool facts about fire-ants? I need it for my presentation...
Person 2: No, but if you go to YouTube, I'm pretty sure Good Mythical Morning has an episode on it!
Person 1: Okay, thanks. I'll check it out.
by SaraTheMythicalBeast August 16, 2016
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Hit it in the Morning

The act of sexual intercourse in usually nine or ten minutes "Quick Sex".
Sara- "hey babe want to hit it in the morning? with me

Josh-Yes!!!!
by Grumpy Gril'la March 17, 2016
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morning wood

when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.
i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down
by 569683786 August 7, 2007
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