Haircut Monday

The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.

Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!

by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009

sunday mondays

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often

kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.

by airfives February 15, 2010

Surviving Monday

Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.

Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.

by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017

melanin girl monday

It’s the day in the week when we all appreciate the beauty of females with woolly hair and brown skin
Inspired by white girl Wednesday and Spanish girl Saturday

“Bro I’m so happy it’s melanin girl Monday can wait to hit up the ebony section”

“White girl Wednesday was Ight but I’m lookin forward to melanin girl Monday”

by p00peds3o0 June 17, 2019

When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.

When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019

IFH Mondays

"I Fucking Hate" Mondays. Term coined in youtube video, and now on a commercial. Similar to TGI Fridays - IFH Mondays!

(office scene) "Argh" **You Grumble** "Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?" (reference movie Office Space)**Says annoying cheery morning-person co-worker, walking past** "IFH Mondays!" **You reply**

by goochbug January 11, 2009

Monday

The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.

Case of the monday's
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever

by G-Union 2 August 5, 2004