Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.

I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.

by glassandsteel March 27, 2015

Mongolian esports finalist

Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).

Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”

by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025

Mongolian uncle

An uncle whos stock is on the rise

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara

by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022

Mongolian Tiptoe

An advanced tech in Super Smash Brother Melee, in which a ness player slowly tiptoes towards the opponent before forward smashing.

"Dude, I can't believe josh hit the Mongolian Tiptoe on me!"

by mongolian tiptoer November 26, 2024

Mongolian Empire

A blue bitchy swine (to others or Chinese) BBW and a hero (to mongolians)

She might destroy a shitty wall idk

Some say she the blue female version of Tuong Lu Kim

She is also loud af

Chinese Person 1: I am so irritated by Mongolian Empire!!,she destroy my wall!!!

Chinese Person 2: Sad,really sad I feel bad for u

by SpicyFiend289 August 7, 2023

Mongolian Flickgooning

The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.

Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning

by Witerwally A Genius October 25, 2024

Mongolian Roulette

A game where guys sit around a poker table and a girl goes under the table and performs oral sex on one guy and they place bets on who is getting it. Winner is the guy who finishes and no one guesses right.

The other night during the poker game we got Amy to play Mongolian Roulette and Bill didn't flinch so he won $100.

by Bighead64 October 6, 2018