person 1: i wonder what they do with all the foreskins when they cut them off? i bet they serve them up in chinese restaurants
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!
by go left -feel right April 10, 2006
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:Someone, or something that dwells apon a vagina.
:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger
:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger
by Phillip the hudini June 28, 2008
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by ghost19 February 9, 2009
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Get the Monker mug.A Turd Monger is a member of the human species that relies on the lowest common denominator known to humanity, the 'Turd' for survival.
The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.
It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.
It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
1. Andrew was mongered for a turd and now he is the chief Turd mongerer for the west coast BBD posse!
2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?
3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!
2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?
3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!
by Brown Edition August 12, 2007
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someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
by squarepusher December 17, 2003
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