Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012

Missile Poded

To be killed by a direct impact from a missile pod missile in the games Halo 3 and Halo Reach

I was going to kill that guy, but this noob missile poded me

by P90 Killer January 1, 2012

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal

Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile

by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

MAson the missile

Worse than a skunk spraying on a garbage can. He is a terrible youtuber. dont sub. if you are, unsub.

The name of a human who is a dooshbag is Mason the Missile. He's ugly and ha -2000000 rizz.

by Noahdictionaryguy November 30, 2023