by john smith June 9, 2004

by Jeff Lebowski June 10, 2004

Guilt Miles are the points collected from a guilt trip. Unlike Air Miles, these 'points' are collected from people, typically those that find the truth to be too painful and try to make you feel bad/guilty about what you said.
Jackie: *cries* I've been working really hard at work lately, and you know the whole thing with my Mom dying has been really stressful. And it's almost my Birthday and I feel so old...
Ryan: Whatever. You're 23 in 5 months, your Mom died 8 years ago and you make sand castles with kids at work. 400 points.
Jackie: Huh?
Ryan: Guilt Miles you crazy b*tch. I could fly the world by now from the points you dish out daily.
Ryan: Whatever. You're 23 in 5 months, your Mom died 8 years ago and you make sand castles with kids at work. 400 points.
Jackie: Huh?
Ryan: Guilt Miles you crazy b*tch. I could fly the world by now from the points you dish out daily.
by itjustclicked July 8, 2010

A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out
by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 10, 2018

by Gamingbill February 4, 2023

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.
by Imalostcause December 23, 2021
