Meebs

The result of when you shave your ball pubes and stop at your groin area.

Having an unattractive amount of hair only to be found on your groin, legs, and ass.

Dude, don't hookup with her, I heard she has a meebs!

Holy shit! Look at his meebs!

Nice meebs.

by Happy Birthday Chops December 6, 2009

meese

The true plural form of the word "moose".

Frank Iero: What's the plural of the word "moose"? Mooses?
Mikey Way No way! It's moosi!
Gerard Way Piss off! It's meese!

by Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na) February 28, 2011

meese

Plural of moose.
More than one moose.

Person 1: Damn, look at all those gummy moose.
Person 2: I'm gonna eat all those fucking meese.

by chrischoi April 22, 2008

grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Meatshield

Just like a radiation shield protects you from radiation and a riot shield protects you from rioters, the meat shield protects you from meat.

Is Ane making kebab!? Get the meatshield, quick!

by Atzel December 11, 2006

Meesagh

The absolute most amazing person in the entire world.

The love of my life.

by Mary November 10, 2004

Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011